** FRIENDS **

I'm a friend of Mister Pastry
I'm a friend of Allen Jones
I'm a friend of Shirley Bassey
I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of Stuart Sutcliffe
I'm a friend of Michael Miles
I'm a friend of Jim Morrison
I'm a friend of Nobby Stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
if I come on the night, can I come in free?

And I'm a friend of Egon Schiele
I'm a friend of Mister Spock
I'm a friend of Doctor Kildare
I'm a friend of the Woodentops

And I'm a friend of Danny Angel
I'm a friend of Freda Payne
I'm a friend of Stanley Spencer
I'm a friend of Big John Wayne

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
And I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
And If I come on the night, can I come in free?

And I'm a friend of David Bowie
I'm a friend of Boney One
I'm a friend of Charlie Chester
I'm a friend of Erich Fromm

I'm a friend of Perry Como
I'm a friend of your dad's son
I'm a friend of Arthur Askey
I'm a friend of everyone 

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
I'm a friend of a friend but you don't know me
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend
If I come on the night, can I get in free?

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